Wednesday, August 15, 2012

How to Fight Back

Some people just can't fight back. In situations wherein your face to face with someone you had a disagreement with or if you're forced to be constantly with them, here are things you could do to show them you're not to be taken lightly;
Never draw first blood. Irritate them and if a fight ensues at least your not the one who started it.
a. Display your most sinister smile when you walk pass them.b. Keep your eyebrows raised, but maintain an expression of disdain rather than look affected.c. Stare them down and utilize a gamut of facial expressions from disgust (clench your teeth and wrinkle your nose), mocking (draw eyebrows closer and part open your mouth), indifference (keep expression stoic and stiff) or disgust (draw eyebrows close together, wrinkle lips and put strain on your cheeks). 
Play the Victim Card. Defame the person by relating your side of the story of what caused you to have issues with them to anyone who'd care to listen, try to do this before they do. More often than not a person would believe the first story they hear (do make your version as close to the truth as possible). 
Do a 'Shoulder-Joust'. Slam your shoulder hard against them and casually look back projecting an apologetic face that clearly spells-out you meant it. 
Intimidate with numbers. Always be seen with a large group of friends (this requires you to have a posse). 
Profanity is key. Pretend to cuss at something loudly to draw-in attention and when they look at you raise an eyebrow and scoff. 
Do not get caught. Break their favorite mug, throw their school project in the bin, scrape the paint out of their car but never ever get caught red handed.