Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Mean Quotes Vol.1

We sometimes have to vent out when altercations brings us much frustration. Social Media is often a channel used by many to accomplish this and there is much debate as to whether its appropriate or not. I sometimes am guilty of pouring my heart out and posting status updates regarding how I feel either to ingratiate, allude or downright call out someone who has gotten me aggravated. Often I would try to look for quotes to cite on the web but fail to find anything that would cursorily express what I wanted to convey. Being a person who wishes to communicate my anger as articulately as I can, I would often craft my status updates as eloquently succinct and nefarious as possible. 

Here are a few of them:

"Don't count other people's money, it only shows how far below the social strata you came from.''

''I don't want friendships with people who makes me feel like I'm playing a chess match with Garry Kasparov, life is too short to squander on the inane.''

''I wish you distal limited necrosis on your most treasured parts.''

"Your facebook wall is riddled with bible verses and yet you blatantly parade your adulterous ways for everyone to see... talk about contradictions."


''Cross me and you'll be in dire need of a Kevlar vest.'' 

''Is so tempted to pull an Uma Thurman and samurai your scalp off.''

"There is only a finite number of times one can piss me off before I cross them out of the list of people I pay attention to."