Thursday, February 9, 2012

Checklist for the Man of My Dreams

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Needs to be good in math (my # 1 frustration)
Has to be funny (I get bored fast!)
Always has a hankie (cleanliness is next to Godliness)
Is an amazing crooner (I'm tone deaf)
Is skinny (b'coz I'm a blob)
Has a lot of pimples (gives texture to the fez)
Braces (I've crooked teeth)
Is not interested in me ('coz I love playing the game and I hate men who are needy)
Needs to be articulate ('coz I'm a strict grammarian)



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